Saturday 25 May 2013

The Big Sensations

They say that every end is a new beginning, and all this recent talk of retirement – of boots hung up, of whiteboards tucked away in dusty cupboards – probably goes to show just how much of an honest, painful and ultimately befuddling truth that may be. As David Beckham, Paul Scholes, Jamie Carragher and Michael Owen – the familiar faces of our footballing youth – pack in the day jobs and head for the golf course, the rest of us are in essence only just starting out on that rocky road know as a 'career', which is an odd dichotomy to consider. It's easy to forget just how intertwined the professional lives of these stomping football behemoths of the Premier League are with our own private timelines of failure and fortune. Today we find ourselves mourning an era which began in our adolescence, gathered steam during those pesky hormone-fuelled wonder years, and now emits the final flares of it's dying light as we stare down the barrel of thirtysomethingness, worrying about mortgages and filling out our suits a little more snugly than before. Never mind ascending career ladders and diminishing sexual peaks: where the hell did the last fifteen years of football go?

Take, for example, Scholes, a man whose entire professional career I have now lived through. I have a weak memory of sitting close to a radio somewhere, ear pressed to the speaker, transfixed by a crackly, medium-wave description of his two-goal debut against Port Vale, wondering with youthful inquisitiveness as to the identity of this ginger Cantona. Now, as I watch his typically no-frills disappearance down the Hawthorns tunnel, I feel provided with an odd sense of perspective. I used to wonder what it must have been like to have watched a great like George Best light up English football then disappear to be replaced by a new breed. How it was to be there at his emergence, to see him dazzle defences across the land, to witness the very public spectacle of his slide toward A-list decadence, to scrutinize the gradual, sad tapering-off, to experience – from a sporting shelf-life point of view – a whole existence flicker, fire and fade before my eyes. Today I feel like I've watched Paul Scholes grow from boy to man. I've packed him off on his first day at school, endured by proxy his growing pains and his rise to the top, and now I gaze on misty-eyed as he trots off into the great sporting beyond. Off the pitch Scholes and Best couldn't have been more different of course – not so much chalk and cheese as champagne and Lucozade – but the departure of such talents brings with it a curious sense of loss, and certainly feels more like the end of something that the start.

Beckham's departure from the beautiful game is a bigger headline grabber for sure, such is the basic transcendence of the man's very being from sporting icon to cultural superthing. His farewell to the game came replete with grandiose – if undoubtedly sincere – tearful farewell, the final music-swell of the meta-soap opera that has been his life for the past two decades. As the most discussed, dissected, despised (for a while at least) and defied player of his generation, Beckham has, for the longest time, been so much more than a mere ball-manipulator. Rest assured, Brand Beckham will live on long after his studs leave the turf for the final time.

Meanwhile, Carragher's final day on the pitch appeared to be everything you'd expect from abdicating Anfield royalty: captain's armband neatly pinned, waterworks stoically plugged, hand no doubt a-quiver as he reached for the This Is Anfield sign one final time. And all of this against the backdrop of a thankful and devoted Kop – if that post-bound shot had gone in I think the city might have imploded in a heartswell of pure valedictorian ecstasy.

As for Carrahger's former Liverpool team-mate Michael Owen, his departure felt a little sadder, a little greyer, a little less fairytale. His stock having fallen so far, his retirement ultimately sat as a rueful sidebar to the sacking of Tony Pulis and various salty pork-based dressing room tomfooleries (all very un-Owen, for he was a man who always played by the book). Stoke was an odd choice of venue for Owen's career to play out. For a man who spent the vast majority of his professional life performing (injury permitting) on the grandest of stages, his decision to while away its twilight hours as a Brittania bit-part always felt judderingly incongruous, like a hitherto wholesome Richard Curtis romcom plunging skew-whiff into a nightmarish and confusing final act of giallo-tinged psychosexual depravity, replete with smashed glass, severed porcine craniums and naked, head-charging men-folk. The BT Sport sofa's gain is, if nothing else, the strained analogy's loss.

And then of course there's the biggest retirement of the lot. Much ink and paper has already been spent trying to accurately discern the value of Sir Alex Ferguson's legacy to British football, but that's no reason to stop me having a go too. Some will see him as a hyper-skilled management alien, arriving from a distant land (or “Govan”) to impart wisdom and a skill set previously unknowable to mere earth-bound footballing simpletons, that unceasing desire to win – to give the people of Manchester and beyond the triumph they so desired – feeding not only his own appetite for distinction, but that of all those he managed too. Others, however, will point to a fierce culture of sharp-tongued anti-officialdom, brutal and brutish, ruling his manor with a clenched iron fist, one forever upturned to enable a better view of that oft-checked watch of his. We never really got too many slow motion close-ups of Sir's notorious timepiece – it never featured on Player Cam, as far as I'm aware – but it did become as synonymous with it's owners peccadilloes as the man himself.

To that end I feel it might be the idiosyncrasies and the neat phraseology which we'll miss the most – the small touches which have filtered almost unnoticed into the footballing lexicon, so entwined are they in the hive-memory of United's dominant years. Beyond the much-debated “Fergie time” there were the passive-aggressive (emphasis on the latter) press conference smackdowns and the fear of God he put up countless microphone-brandishing comment-seekers. Then there was Liverpool and their “fucking perch”. The 'noisy neighbours'. Squeaky-bum time. The endless, endless gum chewing. Those are the things which he should be remembered for, and that's by no means a glib dismissal, but rather a very British tribute to just how completely one man can infiltrate and effect a stand-alone culture as far-reaching and deeply-loved as football.

It'll stand him in good stead too, as there's probably a lucrative post-management gum advert in there somewhere – Sir outside tending to his allotment, planting hydrangeas, or indoors trying his hand at watercolours, forlorn and forgotten. He checks his watch. Don't we all wish we had just a little more time? And then, before it all gets too Alan Bennett, he reaches for the gum and all that masticated minty-freshness imbues in him a renewed sense of purpose. Casting aside his easel, thundering past a bewildered Cathy, he strides out the door, down the garden path and away to take on some new quest or another. A sideways turn to camera – Retirement? Bloody hell!

His successor, David Moyes, will of course require time to develop his own global spotlight character ticks. Who knows, in twenty years time we may be sat around discussing the cultural relevance of the Moyes touchline-chicken-wing-flap, or the Moyes imaginary-dressing-room-horseplay-towel-swipe. Perhaps he'll start dipping into a snuffbox as he paces the Old Trafford touchline or begin referring to journalists by their pornstar names. One can only dream.

In the meantime, and after a lifespan of United fandom without first-hand experience of managerial change, the efficiency with which Moyes was appointed was almost a touch disappointing, perversely excited as I was by the chance to drink in the replacement speculation, to repeat those rumours of clandestine top brass meetings with succession contenders held in darkened car parks on the edge of town. Not for United supporters the dizzying ride of the managerial merry-go-round. All of this is to the club's credit of course, and upon reflection I realise it did spare me one gruesome right of passage for supporters of manager-less clubs – namely, that dark weekend of the soul spent burning candles and kneeling in quiet prayer in the hope that the reported approach for Alex McLeish turns out to be nothing but baseless rumour. Small blessings, I suppose.

In the greater context of his managerial magic, perhaps the timing of Ferguson's retirement was his greatest trick of all. Having wrestled the league crown back from across the garden fence, perhaps Ferguson could feel the wind of change rustling the conifers in the near distance. With Mourinho's imminent return, City's huge investments, Spurs' careful growth, Liverpool's gradual re-emergence and the apparent rise of the modern German supermachines of Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund, the moment may have felt right to go before the challenges exceeded his strength.

It's easy to forget just how life has changed on and off the pitch since he took the Old Trafford reins. He steered United out of the darkness of the 1980s, through the brave new world of the BSkyB era and successfully into the post-oligarch landscape of now, collecting trophy upon trophy along the way. Yet arguably Ferguson was at his bullish zenith around ten-to-fifteen years ago. This was his classic period – a more aggressive creature then, his sides infamous for their ruthless goal-hungry efficiency and a disciplinary balance which occasionally toppled over the line. In recent years he has mellowed somewhat, elevated to the position of respected elder statesman, the hairdryer set to mid-range gust rather than ferocious roar, as better befits a man of advancing years. Ever the manager two moves ahead of the rest, he chose to leave before the enemy regrouped once more, and as such left behind a legacy which stands almost without equal. As ever, the timing was all important – he never burned out, but he chose not to fade away either.

British football probably won't know Ferguson's like again, and the same could be said of Beckham, Scholes, Carragher and Owen too. Each transfer a headline, each goal an exact piece of history, these were the original Premier League baby boomers, making hey in the golden light of English football's post-Sky recruitment drive; the great inventors in a time of new ideas, accumulating their returns and retreating – decorated and divined – into the shade of mid-life before the entire thing eats itself whole. Football will go on, propelled forward by far flung cash injections and mysterious handshakes, but we now inescapably see top-flight football as a breeding ground for pretty millionaires and noxious playboys. It wasn't quite like that when the aforementioned stars began their journeys to the top.

Of course Beckham is perhaps the prettiest millionaire of them all, but everything that made him him – the rags to riches rise, the graceless falls and the hard-won recoveries, coupled with his sporting talents – had such a deep impact the world over that it birthed and ultimately preserved a legend that few players will ever better. I wonder if another will ever rise to straddle the globe quite like Beckham? I wonder if English football's next generation of superstars will provide us with the same memorably etched, era-defining personalities and traits as Becks and his departing peers did, or a manager as charismatic, infuriating, divisive and as downright all-conquering as Ferguson? I wonder what new beginnings these endings will bring? These are probably questions for another day. For now, tip your hats – these men mattered to us, and probably more than we'll ever know.


~ Matt



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