Tweet Revenge: Mario Balotelli

Good news everyone! Your new favourite forward Mario Balotelli decided to spend his weekend off embracing the Twitter community. Will his new-found love of tweets and hashtags make him a changed man? Lets see how he's getting on...

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super_mario45 (Mario Balotelli)

Following: 12 (probably not including Jose Mourinho)

Followers: everyone (except Lionel Messi)

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super_mario45

hello city fans, now you can follow me on twitter! #goldenboy

2 days ago

diamond_džeko

@super_mario45 hi mario. Nice to see you can get your computer on at least...lolz!

35 hours ago

super_mario45

@diamond džeko You're funny, but how many United fans say "come to us Džeko"?  None, that is how many. You are no Messi. You are no Balotelli.

35 hours ago

super_mario45

bit of time off this weekend, @mentor_mancini says I have 2 clean up my act. Will do my best. Off to buy groceries #everylitttlehelps

28 hours ago

super_mario45

bad time at the shops-lady at the till asked me for ID for allergy tablets. I spat at her. Was asked to leave. I still have much to learn.

27 hours ago

jack_wilshire

@super_mario45 welcome to twitter Mario!!

26 hours ago

super_mario45

@jack_wilshire I’m sorry, I do not know who you are.

26 hours ago

jack_wilshire :(

26 hours ago

super_mario45

i miss italian tv, berlusconi makes the best shows!! going to check out bbc1 #masterchef

25 hours ago

super_mario45

tinned béchamel?!?! **** off, a lasagne needs fresh ingredients. Disgrace. Smashed up the tv. **** gregg wallace.

24 hours ago

silvio_b

@super_mario45 Grazie! I’m sure there’s a place for a man of your temperament at  Milan. Tell me, do you have a younger sister? #bungabunga

23 hours ago

super_mario45

@michael_johnson hi. @mentor_mancini suggests I spend time with a friend. But he is in italy. How about a drink later?

21 hours ago

michael_johnson

@super_mario45 come round to mine pal, i'll get some beers in. How many you fancy? Twelve?

21 hours ago

super_mario45

@michael_johnson beer is not cultured. I will bring wine, a nice Barolo. Also, nibbles.

21 hours ago

super mario

back home. johnson corked the wine with his ergonomic screwpull, then burnt the monte veronese. So I hit him. The child has no class.

17 hours ago

super_mario45

johnson texts me, says I am a cockmuncher. I don't know this term, but assume it is a compliment. Maybe I will forgive him.

16 hours ago

super_mario45

going to the pub tomorrow with @englandsgarethbarrry and @hart_number_one. Hart says he will teach me to play darts. Wish me luck!

15 hours ago

 

super_mario45

@silvio_b Yes. Yes I do.

2 hours ago

~ Matt